Some Truths About Men and Women

SPENDING MONEY
A man will pay $2 for 1 thing he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for 2 things she does not need.

THOUGHTS ABOUT THE FUTURE
A woman is worried about the future until she meets a husband.
A man is not worried about the future until he meets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is a man who makes more money than his wife is able to spend.
A successful woman is a woman who is able to find such a man.

HAPPINESS
A woman can be happy with a man only if she understands him perfectly and loves him a little.
A man can be happy with a woman only if he loves her a lot and does not even try to understand her.

DISPOSITION TO CHANGE
A woman gets married to a man expecting him to change with time but he never changes
A man gets married to a woman expecting her to never change but she always changes.

ARGUING
Women are always right and are the last to speak in a quarrel.
Any word a man says afterwords is the beginning of a new quarrel.




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